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142 Funny Jokes for Kids...Got One to Add?

What did the shark say when it ate the clown fish? Tastes funny.

Why does a duck have feathers? To cover his butt quack

What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll Let it Go.

Where do you primarily shop for your kids clothes test?

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At what age did your child start music lessons?

What are the best experience gifts for kids?

Swimming lessons

Spa card. If at a kid friendly salon, younger recipients could get manicures with cute art designs, chocolate facials, temporary hair chalk, etc.

Special behind-the-scene museum/zoo/aquarium adventures or animal encounters. (E.g., shark feeding, penguin painting, etc.)

Art class

What tips do you have to make the school year go smoothly?

The kids are responsible for getting their backpacks ready before going to bed, and making sure they have all their homework, books, permission slips, etc in there, and that it is zipped up and ready to just grab and go in the morning. We sometimes need to remind them to do this, but as it becomes part of the nighttime routine it gets easier and easier!

My boys pick out their clothes the night before, and always check what the weather will be like to plan for it, as well as if they have gym or not. It makes getting dressed in the morning much easier!

I have my son put out his clothes for the next day the night before it makes it quicker in the morning to get ready for school.

My kids also charge up their chromebooks after school/after homework so they are packed up fully charged for the next day.

Soft snacks for braces...what do your kids like?

Smoothies. But not ones made with too many seeds :)

Yogurt!

Popsicles!

Hummus and soft pita

Who is looking forward to summer vacation more in your household?

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What Are Some Good Brain Teasers and Riddles for Kids (with Answers)?

If there are six apples and you take away four, how many apples do you have? Four.

The more you take away from me, the bigger I get. What am I? A hole.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.

Michael’s father has three sons. Two are named Snap and Crackle. What’s the third son called? Michael

What are the best Broadway shows for kids?

Annie! A classic for the whole family, always. Kids were 7 and 9 when we saw it, and we were coming out of an obsession with the movies, which made it extra fun!

I love the stage version of Beauty and the Beast! It's just similar enough to the familiar Disney movie for kids to understand everything, but just different enough to keep it fresh. The extra songs are some of my favorites.....and there's nothing like the magic of watching the beast turn into a prince right before your eyes!

Aladdin! The whole family loved it, and it was a perfect first theatre experience for my kids at ages 6 and 8. They keep talking about what they want to see next. I think it helped that they knew the story and the music going into it. The genie, the dancing, the magic carpet - it was perfect!

Wicked

What age did your kids start kindergarten?

When do your kids typically do their homework?

How often do your kids take a bath or shower?

When did your child switch to a big kid bed?

What is a good age for kids to learn to ice skate?

Would you let a preschooler wear whatever they want?

Who is watching your little ones during the day?

What is a good age for overnight camp?

Do your kids like spicy food?

At what age did you first leave your child at a play date or party by themself?

How much time do you spend driving kids to activities?

What Are Some Knock Knock Jokes for Kids That Are Actually Funny?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked. Open up, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!

Favorite conversation starters for kids?

How were you kind to someone today?

If you were an Olympic gold-medal athlete, which sporting event would you want it to be in?

If you could have any super power, what would it be, and why?

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

What age should a kid get a phone?

How much does the tooth fairy give?

When do kids learn to ride a bike?

Which is the best Dr.Seuss book?

What is the best library for toddlers in Orlando?

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