Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

Who helps little pumpkins cross the street safely? The crossing gourd.

What side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack quack quack.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we are going to have a lot of leftovers!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist.

What’s the best song to sing when cooking a turkey? All about that baste.

Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because his belt buckle was on his hat.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey? Finally enough drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving!

Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer.

What insect shouldn't play football? A fumble bee.

Why shouldn't you play football in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

Where do football players buy their uniforms? New Jersey.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

Why is Cinderella terrible at football? Her coach is a pumpkin.

Chicken nuggets are good. My kid tends to eat pretty light at mealtime when his teeth are sore, so it's nice to have some more hearty snacks for braces. They are especially easy if you have an air fryer or toaster oven.

Steamed edamame is a good braces snack that feels a little special.